PRESS RELEASE - WESTERN PICTONIAN FREEDOM MOVEMENT

 ¨PEOPLE OF PICTONIA. Do NOT let the recent moves of The Pictonion government fool you. This government has done nothing to aid our neighbors or fight back against the violent unjust actions in Loriastan. These violent groups live right on our front door and we have to do something about it. They are ignoring and will continue to ignore the important things like the cowards they are. Not to mention how they have done nothing to prepare for the category 4 cyclone coming that will devastate all this stupid new infrastructure there building. The Pictonion government has spent obtuse amounts of money in stupid areas like the diamond mine and now they have no money to pay their own soldiers anything more than minimum wage.  If the WPFM ran this government, these types of problems would be dealt with swiftly.  THIS GOVERNMENT IS HIDING FROM THE IMPORTANT MATTERS LIKE THE COWARDS THEY ARE!¨

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