PRESS RELEASE - MESSAGE FROM THE WPFM

 Dear my fellow Pictonians,

The WPFM has been trying to expand the borders of Pictonia since its independence, and I support that. Pictonians should live in Pictonia. However, in an uncoordinated act of stereotyping,  the WPFM has turned against the noble government of Pictonia. The WPFM leadership is nothing but lazy. I would be surprised if they could find their way out of a cardboard box, let alone run a government. That press release was written by leader Henrik Gerard. It is poorly written, there is no punctuation and a disregard for any evidence to prove your point. He is making mistakes that grade ones make. 

As you know, there is a hurricane that is said to hit this afternoon. We've had hurricanes before, prepare as usual. The Pictonian government will put up multiple shelters in every major city. We will get through this.

As you also know, we have implemented a diamond mine southwest of Smittyville. This will make major economic gains for the people of Pictonia. We have other plans like the mine. They will generate billions of revenue each.  we just need your support and trust. 

Thank you for your cooperation,

Your government of Pictonia