PRESS RELEASE - GENERAL CHARLIE FROM PICTONIA

 "Dear citizens of Pictonia Sammy has informed me that he is going to rig the election and if he doesn`t win he will flee Pictonia. I have sided with Edwin Siller and Sammy Bassil is a cowardly fraud that shouldn`t be leading our great country."


General of armed forces, Charlie.

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