PRESS RELEASE - FROM THE VP OF LORIASTAN

 All people of loristan and the continent of minorya please prepare yourself and your property for this cyclone. This includes boarding up windows, putting away lawn furniture and stocking up on food and medicine.


Be prepared to lose your power for up to a week

sincerely your vice president, Riley Wellner 

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